WHY are there actual TV commercials for the Playstation 2? Is there any actual store anywhere in the US that actually still has any in stock? Why is Sony fucking TEASING us? WHAT IS *WRONG* WITH THOSE PEOPLE? I've already heard stories of people getting SHOT standing in line trying to buy one of these stupid machines, what do they want, ALL OUT NATIONWIDE WARFARE?
Responses:
Marketing Wonks
Yes, it's working.
Marketing Wonks
We are soooo going to get a big bonus this Christmas.
Marketing Wonks
I hear we get $50k for every verifiable murder attributable to PS2.
