The Topic: Caption This!

"Nooooooo! Please, don't shoot! I promise to never try to say that I invented the internet ever again!"

"Ohhh Noooo! I'm tired and hungry, deserted on an island, and I just lost my last bud to a fish... NOTHING BEATS ROCK..... NOTHING...... how could I loose"

Where'd you get a picture of my Uncle John?

Moo

"OW! Jesus, stop biting you bitch!"

MAKING WAVES Vice President Al Gore emerges after a swim in a scene from a campaign movie.

Mr. Gore, your hair is escaping! It's moving down your chest!
[Huzzah: my first open thread! About freaking time!]

"Oh FUCK!!!! My Wig! I LOST MY WIG!!!!"

Mine Eyes! Mine Eyes! The Goggles, they do nothing!

If only I had used that hair glue Maurice Richard used!

"Ooooooooh Monica! Ooooooooh yeaaaaaaaaah..... Wait, I think that I have a cigar around here somewhere."

"I made it! Ha ha ha, you bas- AHHHHHH"
(CRUNCH)

Ahh, zee majesteek byootee zee Gorefeesh exzeehbeets az eet
emeerges from zee briny deep, flushed weet zee zigns zat
eet eez readee to begeen zee mahteeng reetuals parteekular
to eets speesheez. See zee proud, eeerect neeplees, zee
zeelken tuft of ahhburn chest haair, zee come-heezer look
in zee creetchaar's leempeed eyez, zee fuul, poutee leeps
aacheeng to warp zemzelvez ahhround...

No, Tipper, thats *too* much lubricant!

I... have the true name of God in my head! The pain! Where's my drill at...

Ha! I think it worked! Thanks to Spike Jonze, they'll never know I'm not one of them... *evil laughter*

Hey, who died and made you Godbert?

(Presidential Candiate for the Erect Nipple Party)

"Whatever you do, do NOT visit www.ficus2000.com"

Wow, you're right, this new Pert Plus does work better! Hot damn!