Alright ladies and gentlemen, I have recieved your next assignment. You are to deliver this package of old pornography to the Spathi homeworld. Here are the coordinates. Are there any questions?
Responses:
Leela
Are there any dangers?
Fry
Like giant spiders that suck blood?
Bender
Or giant bats that suck, um, alcohol.
Professor Farnsworth
Well, it is the home of a race known only as The Ultimate Evil...
Fry
The ultimate what???
Professor Farnsworth
The what?
Leela
The Ultimate Evil. Could you please tell us about The Ultimate Evil?
Professor Farnsworth
Yes, quite correct. Good luck!
Fwiffo of the Spathi
OH NO! We were not previosly aware of the dangers of the spiders and bats. Thank you, my friends for pointing out these vile creatures so that we may take the correct precautions. That is to say we will burrow underground untill they
all go away of their own volition.
Bender
Now, wait just a minute. We're forgetting what's important here. WHAT are we shipping?
Fry
Pornography
Bender
Yea. Well, I'll be in the Cargo hold. Someone needs to... um.. guard... the shipment.
Comic Book Store Guy
Pleeaase. I will guard the shipment. And as a further note, your so called "humor" is obviously derivative in nature. I would advise leaving the comedy to Monty Python and Douglas Adams in the future.
The Ghost of Douglas Adams
Yes. Please leave all future humor to our side of the Atlantic.
Lord Amazorn
Shouldn't that be "humour", Brit boy?
The Ghost of Douglas Adams
I don't want to hear it, Mr. "I cave in to Scientologists"
