Medical License

Hillhopper

Now how would one know that one's cat had a urinary infection?

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One does not have a cat.

Stimpson J. Cat

Symptoms are obvious and easily noticed by a concerned pet owner. They include urinating in unusual places, constant licking of "the area", pained noises while urinating, and taking a lot of time to urinate.

Stimpson J. Cat

And PAIN! PAIN! PAIN!!

Hillhopper

You got a license to practice?

Stimpson J. Cat

No, but I have a license to be perfect.

Hillhopper

Wow, you really are a cat!

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