If you were in a plane crash and were stuck on a mountain with one person of your choice, which eventually you are forced to kill and eat, who would you choose?
Cannibalism
Responses:
Some one very large and fleshy, but also as weak as a little girl so I could easily overpower them.
Like Mr. T!
W H A T ? ! ? !
Whoops, I'm late on my rounds, and I'm behind on my "squirrel quota". Gotta run!
This ain't over, foo! My van is helluva fast, you can't get away!
Go get 'im, T!
CUT!
You all sucked in that scene, but "Mr. T vs Milkman Dan" is already over budget by $130 million, so it'll have to do.
Let's gear up for the van chase scene.
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