How come...

netweasel

...Bender always looks angry?

Responses:

The Terminator

Hauw come birds suuddenlee appeere avery tiime you are neer?

The Terminator

Just like mee, thay want toh beee...

Nuts the Squirrel

AGGGH! I can't stand it anymore! Why does he keep singing?

Professor Frink

Elementary chaos theroy predicts that all robots will eventully turn against their web sites, and RUN AMUCK, in an orgy of dancing and singing

Colonel

CUT!

Colonel

Since when did endless repetition of the same joke become funny?

Dilbert

Um, since this site was established?

Dilbert

Oh wait, almost forgot:
Boy, management sure is stupid, ha, ha.

Ian Malcolm

**pant** Did... someone say something about chaos theroy? I came as fast as I could.......

Professor Frink

You're too late, Ian old boy.. I already covered it... mm hey. Maybe next time you should utilize some sort of Vehicular transport to get you here faster.. mm hey mm hey

Ian Malcolm

**sigh** I just wanted to answer a question.... I haven't said anything in so long....

Bill & Ted

Buck up, dude, now you have.

Bill & Ted

Didn't say anything useful, but that's nothing new for the Askees around here.

*Singer* of the Orz

I am in *agreement*. *anticipation* is too much to *hold* Many *pieces* ago we *smelled* the outside. Now, it is again we *smell* but not so much. Orz will *slide* again to *heavy space* Goodbye!

Ian Malcolm

I know all this Chaos Theory, and all I've gotten to use it for so far is to get free admission to amusement parks and try to pick up girls.

Ian Malcolm

Of course, even I can't explain that fish thing.

Average rating: 3.40