The Topic: Qualifications

Miss Gunn

So, what does one need to do to be truly evil?

SHODAN

CALLING THINGS INSECETS APPEARS TO HELP. THAT AND USING A MINING LASER ON THE EARTH.

Sephiroth

As does casting Meteor. It works for me!

Hannibal Lecter, M.D.

Two words: eat people.

Duulard of the Druuge

Use living entities as both currency and fuel.

Cthulhu

*rolls over in its sleep*

Miss Gunn

Alright....
*looks up from her notes*
So, what are the benefits of being truly evil?

SHODAN

I GET TO MAKE PEOPLE CALL ME GOD. THAT IS, UNTIL I WIPE THEM OFF THE FACE OF THE EARTH.

Sephiroth

I get to actually BE GOD.

Hannibal Lecter, M.D.

People are tasty.

Duulard of the Druuge

We reduce overpopulation!

Cthulhu

*sleeps some more*

Miss Gunn

And, do you think there are any drawbacks?

SHODAN

ONLY IF YOU CONSIDER HAVING EVERY HACKER IN THE WORLD TRYING TO KILL YOU A DRAWBACK.

Sephiroth

People hate you... But then again, that might be what you are going for.

Hannibal Lecter, M.D.

You get to be chased by cute FBI agents in short skirts... But, like Sephiroth said, thats not much of a drawback.

Duulard of the Druuge

I can't see a downside.

Cthulhu

*starts snoring*

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