Proof: Nipples expand when they are cold. Water expands when it is cold. Apply axiom 527: Nothing other than water expands when it is cold
Therefore: Nipples are made of water
Responses:
Dr. Bunsen Honeydew
Actually, that's quite an interesting theory.
Dr. Bunsen Honeydew
Since our bodies are made of a high percentage of water, it seems possible that parts of our physical manifestation might have higher concentrations of water than others.
Dr. Bunsen Honeydew
To illustrate, my assistant Beaker will have himself hooked up to a pair of electrified nipple clamps as he is submerged in salt water.
Beaker
Meep! Meep!
Dr. Bunsen Honeydew
Oh therethere Beaker, you have nothing to fear.
Those electric eels swimming in the tank are just there for effect.
Beaker
Meep...meep.
Dr. Bunsen Honeydew
It's all done in the name of science, my dear friend.
Think of the glory!
Beaker
Meep.
Dr. Bunsen Honeydew
That's the spirit!
Bring the Northwest's power grid online, and make sure to cut off those ties to California! We're going to need to test this theory thoroughly.
