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The Topic: i've got a stalker

pancakex
so this guy send me an IM. he likes my new doc martens. he thinks i'm a good computer programmer, he gives me a little ascii rose. he thinks i should go out for subs with him and a friend of his. i've never even met him. he almost asked me out for coffee. what to do?! oh, also i'm dating .... Monk! (read: voltron!)

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The Benedictine Monks of Santo Domingo de Silos

Wait! I didn't know Monks were allowed to date!
The Benedictine Monks of Santo Domingo de Silos
And I didn't know we were allowed to read Voltron!
The Benedictine Monks of Santo Domingo de Silos

So should we answer her question?
The Benedictine Monks of Santo Domingo de Silos
Oh, right, umm...just tell this person thanks, you're flattered. but you're not interested.

Now I need to find the phone number of that chick I met at Circle-K.
pancakex
no.

i'm dating MONK...
Homer Simpson
Mmmm....X-rated Pancakes.

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