Computer Shopper

KevinFlynn

I was all set to buy a Pentium 4 desktop, but then I read this:

http://www.emulators.com/pentium4.htm

Is this guy right? So, now what am I supposed to do?

Tom Servo

Just get a Pentium III and slap a Pentium 4 sticker on it.

Crow T. Robot

And paint a racing stripe on it.

Tom Servo

And order an after-market trim upgrade kit.

Crow T. Robot

Oh, and get one of those super-high spoilers for the back.

Tom Servo

And you'd better add an "Altivec" sticker too, just for completeness.

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