Marraige

The Asker

I'm getting married in August. Any advice you could give me for the wedding night?

Responses:

Milkman Dan

August? That gives you a scant 8 months to transform yourself from a geeky college student into the sexual powerhouse expected of today's married couples.

Pimpbot 5000

You get your ass in a "Sexulizer 200EX Full-Body Workout Machine", as seen on late night cable, and don't get yo ass out until you is READY!

Roger Rabbit

Plplplplease, all you need is to play a good game of pattycake.

The Impressive Clergyman

Ah, mwarriage. Mwawwiage is what bwings us here today. Mawwiage, that bwessed awwangement, that dweam within a dweam.......

The Impressive Clergyman

For a mwarriage to wast, there must be wuv. Yes wuv, Twoo wuv, is of mwore walue than any sexuwal powwess.

The Impressive Clergyman

Altho that cwertainly doesn't hurt.

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