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It's bacon!

wolfcrazy
Actually, I thought it was funny as hell seeing my ugly mug up on here as an Askee. Truth to tell, i'm kinda disappointed that you are choosing to retire me. With the exception of Triumph, the comic insult dog, I felt that I was the most intelligent and witty Askee on the site. I mean, just look at some of them. Bender?!?! Is he supposed to be funny or something?

Responses:
The Asker
OK, every time I see Bacon, I think of that damn dog food commercial with the stupid little dog shouting out "it's bacon!" Why isn't Bacon ever eaten, or is Bacon actually the essence of Bacon?
Bacon
Iiiiiiii'm Bacon!
bacon Bacon BACON BACON! BACON!!!!
Bacon
I can't read!
Loudspeaker
ERROR ERROR!!!!!! ATTENTION ALL CITIZENS!!!!! ERROR ERROR!!!!!!
Loudspeaker
There has been a threading error!!
Loudspeaker
Please remain calm, and return to your domiciles in an orderly fashion.
Loudspeaker
Further bulletins as events warrant.
Test Pattern
Loudspeaker
NORMALCY HAS BEEN RESTORED. THANK YOU.

HAD THIS BEEN A REAL EMERGENCY, I WOULD HAVE BEEN MUCH LOUDER, WITH A MUCH BIGGER FONT.
Loudspeaker
Citizens, you may return to your play-stations.
Bender
No net connection? Where do you get your pornography?
Professor Farnsworth
Bender, you're in the wrong thread again!
Bender
What the? Hey, wait, it's not my fault! There's something screwy with this thread!
Dr. Randell Mills
Yes, indeed, but nothing a quick application of my Hydrino(TM) technology can't fix!
Bender
Are you that shystery "free energy from water" guy or that shystery "over-unity" guy?
I can never remember.
Dr. Randell Mills
Please, read all about my latest exploits, and feel free to drop by and check out my company.
Some AOL User
That logo looks familiar.

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