Jin Wicked, you do know me. I'm that fellow who always ends up pissing you off because you claim I'm too girl-like.
No, sorry, the only person I know who is girlie is that pansy Colin, and he's way too much of a little eunich dork to ever read anything as cool as the Conversatron. And he definately isn't my buddy -- damn tightwad...
Responses:
Doc "Bones" McCoy
Dammit, Jin, this is a Conversatron, not a 4th grade study hall! Can't you two take this up somewhere else?
Old, Tired Spock
Actually, Doctor, I find this quite interesting.
Doc "Bones" McCoy
Are you out of your Vulcan mind?
Old, Tired Kirk
No, he's right. I sense a lot of pent-up sexual tension in this relationship.
Old, Tired Spock
Indeed.
Jin Wicked
Of course...Trekkies like anything female. It's not like you guys can ever get dates to your little conventions and card games. This is probably the closest you ever got to 'sexual tension'...right, Kirk?
Old, Tired Kirk
Well, regardless of the fact that you've confused "Star Trek Characters" with "Trekkies," and that I have bedded at least one female on every Federation member world, the fact that you're avoiding the subject pretty much tells me I'm on the mark with this "Colin" fellow.
Ship's Counselor Deanna Troi
I wish you'd leave the "analysis" up to the professionals, Captain.
Old, Tired Kirk
Sorry, in my day we didn't have "Ship's Counselors," or if we did, we sure as hell didn't let them on the bridge.
So I'll just have to go with my gut.
Ship's Counselor Deanna Troi
With all due respect, there's certainly more of "your gut" to go with these days, isn't there?
Old, Tired Spock
Oooh, harsh.
Doc "Bones" McCoy
Heh, I think I like her.
Old, Tired Kirk
Quiet you two...why don't you go argue with yourselves or something?
Jin Wicked
Hey! Stop arguing! We were talking about *me* remember!
Old, Tired Kirk
Oh, right. So, well, I hope you'll take my advice to heart.
