i happened to look back at your archives from 1999, and noticed that the askee response has significantly diminished. the threads were, on average, in double-digits.
societal degradation?
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But apparently you didn't read any further in the archives where several other people mentioned the same thing?
Yeah, didn't you give one of those wierd rambling speeches of yours on the subject?
Sounds like something I'd do. I'm not sure where I put it though.
Well, it's not in my room.
No, no, it's here somewhere, I have an elaborate filing system. Let's see...no...no...old Discover card bills...no...no, that's all my correspondence with Kim Catrall...
Yeah, right.
Are you sure it's not in Mike's room?
Are you sure it's not in Mike's room?
No, I just went through all his stuff yesterday, I didn't see it.
Oh, ok.
Now let's see...I've got this big box of papers, it has to be in there somewhere...my sketchbook, old screenplays, my list of "Star Trek" drinking games...
Couldn't you just find it in the archives?
No, that's too much trouble...hrm...Hey!
Found it?
No, it's my official membership in the "Atari" videogame club. With that nifty patch. I need to sew that into my jacket sometime.
Riiiight. What about that orange folder?
No, that's all my warranty information. I always keep those cards, in case something goes wrong.
I think you're supposed to send the cards in. You know, immediately. That's how you register.
Wait, really? Shoot.
Yep.
You know, we could just make the point that longer responses aren't always more entertaining.
You know, we could just make the point that longer responses aren't always more entertaining.
Yeah, but how could we possibly do that?
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