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The Topic: Computer guy :P

Flyhighplato
I've got a problem-- I'm this really nerdy guy stalking this girl in government class. What's the best way to make sure she doesn't stun with a Taser or an electric cattle prod?

Responses:
Randal Graves
Ahhh, a situation we've all been in, at some time or another.
Dante Hicks
I haven't. We're not all perverted stalkers here at Quick Stop/RST Video.
Randal Graves
Ok, I suppose in your case, we'll just call you a perverted stocker instead. But anyway-
Dante Hicks
Ha ha.
Randal Graves
What?
Dante Hicks
"Perverted stocker". Exceedingly funny, that.
Randal Graves
Yes, quite. Anyway, to defend yourself against Queen Anne's electrical armory, I suggest you develop strange electrical powers, so when she zaps you, you just absorb the energy and become more powerful.
Dante Hicks
And how exactly does one develop electrical powers?
Randal Graves
I don't know, maybe go get bitten by a radioactive nerd or something.

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