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The Topic: microsoft job interview

The_Monk
i have a microsoft job interview tomorrow, any helpful hints?

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My Computer
Solve and memorize the solutions to this set of problems. Be very enthusiastic about some project you've done, either for class or for yourself. Talk about how interesting it was, and what problems you had to solve.
iCEO Steve Jobs
Making a wisecrack about Microsoft stock prices couldn't help. Couldn't hurt, I mean.
Steve Ballmer
Oh please, like you're one to talk, Mr "My stock dropped 20 points in one day".
iCEO Steve Jobs
Fuck, both our stocks are for shit!
Steve Ballmer
Then why the hell are we grinning like this?
iCEO Steve Jobs
Because the camera's still rolling!
Test Pattern

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