The Topic: Job

Esseilte

Can I come work for you guys?

Bacon

What are your "qualifications"?

Esseilte

I know HTML, I'm learning python, I'm a good cook, I'm cute, I'm perky, I'm motivated. I love bacon. ;)

Bacon

Bacon

Wow.

Esseilte

Is that a yes?

Bacon

Ye...

Lord Amazorn

Woah! We're going to need to see a resume.
And have you sign the standard form.

Dilbert

Yeah, that standard form that says we work for peanuts.

Esseilte

If you're nice to me, I'll work for free. ;)

Bacon

Oh foo, you're just toying with us.

Esseilte

Why would I toy with you? I want to be part of your great cause!

Duckman

I think I speak for all of us when I say our cause could be greatly furthered should you and Karen decide to get into some pajama pillow fights.

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