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The Topic: The Unwashed Masses

Spork
As I sit here at my job - the seemingly inoccuous job of selling memberships to the museum in town - I am left to wonder.

Day in and day out I witness the hideous beast known as 'The Public' wreak havoc and spew forth noxious odours and ghastly sounds.

I'm left to question why these great, babbling idiots come here when all the education in the world obviously isn't going to do them any good.
Why do -I- have to answer their ridiculous querries?

Responses:
Lester Knight Chaykin
You and me both, sister.
Karen the Cute Computer Engineer
I thought you enjoyed answering ridiculous querries on this site.
Lester Knight Chaykin
Don't tell anyone that! It'll ruin my "bitter, depressive" image.
Lester Knight Chaykin
Oh, and welcome back Karen. Heh heh, have you heard 6's song about you yet?
Karen the Cute Computer Engineer
No. He wrote a song about me? That's so sweet!
Spork
Gadzooks, people !

I'm looking for answers and I get that load of blather?

... oh, wait, I get it. Bastards.

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