Is Bacon even male? Can he appreciate a good woman? Or are we getting into an even stranger area than I thought?
Responses:
Troy McClure
Hi, I'm Troy McClure. You might remember be from such informational postings as "Barbie has two SOMAD daddies" and "Dark Combina-what?"
Troy McClure
You see GermanCity, "Bacon" isn't really bacon at all!
Troy McClure
Bacon is what's known in the "egghead industry" as an Avatar.
Troy McClure
French for "lonely male nerd", Avatars are often used by lonely male nerds who are too shy, socially offensive, or just downright ugly to approach women in real life.
Troy McClure
These nerds hope that they can lure attractive women, women that frankly are just out of their league, into meaningful "cyber" relationships, and that these "meetings of the minds" will help make up for their total lack of real-life appeal.
Bacon
Bacon
Should I remind you who's signing your paychecks these days?
Troy McClure
And I say, good luck to you. Here's hoping that the Avatar thing all works out in the end.