(Callie)
Ok, the doorbell just rang and there is a man in a suit and sunglasses outside... and it is 3:20 AM.... wtf do I do?
Ok, the doorbell just rang and there is a man in a suit and sunglasses outside... and it is 3:20 AM.... wtf do I do?
ding~dong
Responses:
I'm sure it's nothing. His car probably broke down. He most likely wants to use your phone.
Actually... he asked us about the cow mutilations that have occured... you don't know anything about cow mutilations, do you?
Cattle Mutilations? Please, that is so 1970's.
Umm... Crop Circles?
Not since 1989.
Unexplained lights.
Oh, right, Venus is an "Unexplained Light" for 60% of the population.
I think you should just go to bed. You're just being paranoid.
I think you should just go to bed. You're just being paranoid.
Government Coverups! Like this!
Please, just go to sleep.
Otherwise we're going to have to take that brain sample the hard way, and no one wants that.
Otherwise we're going to have to take that brain sample the hard way, and no one wants that.
Oh fine! I'll go to bed, but don't think that my brain will be so easy to sample... Josh and Clare are watching you!
Indeed they are.
(Josh)
Hehe, of course, sir
Hehe, of course, sir
Goodnight, you crazy kids.
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