OK, continuing the Leaving Las Vegas obsession (so sue me, I just watched it), I've decided to head for that very city and drink myself to death like the protagonist. I mean, why not? Since I took you guys' advice and lost my job, and my life is basically a directionless wreck, I figure I'll go do some gambling, hook up with a surprisingly introspective prostitute, wheel around like a crazy guy in a Hawaiian shirt, and then glug glug glug... RIP. So see ya all on the flip side!
Responses:
Crow T. Robot
I guess we should be glad he just watched Leaving Las Vegas and not Falling Down.
Tom Servo
Or Leonard Part 6.
Crow T. Robot
Uh, because it would make him want to be a spy? It would make him want to try to save the world? It would make him want to eat Jello Pudding pops?