I had a study group with computer guy and he wouldn't shut up about his vast knowledge of suppositories, which is completely unrelated to government class. I really don't think I can get ahold of a cattle shocker... What next?
Responses:
Johnny Carson
You know, this calls for an obvious joke on suppositories and the government. But you know, for me, it would be too easy. Why don't you take this one, Conan?
Conan O'Brien
Huh? Oh! Okay. Let's see...um...
Well, I don't know what you mean about suppositories not being related to the government. I mean, after all, they both...er, involve asses somehow. And they...umm...
Johnny Carson
Yes. Well. I did not know that. That is weird, wild stuff.
Conan O'Brien
Oh, no, wait, I've got it. See, because they're both...