Askee

Spankus

I want to be an askee. I'm witty, well-read, and hip to the modern pop culture beat.

How do I get in?

Responses:

Alf

Well, it helps if you're fictional and/or famous. Are you either?

Spankus

I'm on TV every week, albeit briefly and not necessarily prominantly featured, but it's a start.

Alf

If your face is blurred or covered by a blue dot for your own protection, it doesn't really count.

Spankus

Hey. Come to think of it, Karen the cute computer engineer is neither famous, nor fictional.

Where's my comeuppance?

eh?

Alf

A screen grab of yourself on television? I don't know. I'll have to ask the "day" staff. Just about anyone can get on TV these days. I mean, look at "Suddenly Susan." Ha!

Alf

You people always do this! The guy offers to send a screen grab of himself on TV, asking if it'll at least get him an icon, and before I reply, he changes his message!

Alf

Give us a break here! It's hard to enough to type when I'm basically wearing mittens all the time!

Spankus

I'm just an asshole that way I guess.

Alf

I guess so. I'll let you in on a little secret about Karen though...

Spankus

heh. . . what?

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Average rating: 4.20