Girls like me. A bit too much, actually. I'm tired of dating and romancing and want to take a break for a while. The problem is, I like sex. Is there a way to have intimate relations with a girl without her using the "L" word? More specifically, how can I find a girl who won't be scarred and crying when she finds out that sex for me is about sex, and not 'making l*ve?' Like I said, I like sex, but if I have to get it at the expense of another's happiness and sanity (I hate hurting people), I'd rather fly solo until I'm ready for serious dating again. If you know what I mean.
Responses:
Pimpbot 5000
I think I gotz jus' the thang fo' ya.
Pimpbot 5000
I calls her bitch #3, but you can calls her anyting you like. provided I gets my money.
Assistant D.A. Dan Fielding
Oh please. Like we're supposed to believe that any reader on this site gets too many women.
Assistant D.A. Dan Fielding
Even I don't get too many women. Pimpbot, how much is it for bitch #3?
Pimpbot 5000
$25.
Assistant D.A. Dan Fielding
Cool. I'll be at your "store" in about 15 minutes.
