Common Defense

godofchuck

You know, you actually are just here to answer silly questions. But I'm sure you knew that. Isn't it Ironic, Doncha think?

Responses:

Network Exec

They are here to maximize ROI.
If that involves answering the occasional question, I'm all for it.

Alanis Morrissette

Shut up, or I'll get naked again. Geesh. You write one song, and you never hear the end of it.....

Alanis Morrissette

When you think about it..... you know.... it seems sort of.... you know.....

Triumph, the Insult-Comic Dog

FOR ME TO POOP ON!

Waldorf and Statler

"It seems for me to poop on?"
They should have left this site in the deep freeze!

Waldorf and Statler

Because it was certainly cooler back then!

Waldorf and Statler

Heh heh heh heh.

Triumph, the Insult-Comic Dog

Whatever. I just do what Conan tells me. And right now, I think he's telling me to go hump those puppet's legs

Conan O'Brien

Wait, Triumph.. I never told you to....

Triumph, the Insult-Comic Dog

Shut, up carrot top, a dog's gotta do what a dog's gotta do, ya know....

A Pair of 34DD Breasts

Conan O'Brien

Wait, what are THEY doing here?

A Pair of 34DD Breasts

We felt that our appearance couldn't drag this thread down any farther, so, hey... what the hell?

Conan O'Brien

Now THAT's ironic!

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