The Topic: Hey, ever tried

vegetarian

replacing a random word with "fuck" during your conversations for a day? It's fun. I usually replace a word I use all the time, like "vermiculite."

Lt. Commander Data

As in, "These plants will grow better if you add fuck to the soil?"
Intriguing.

Butthead

Or, "Let's work to rectumfy the situation."

vegetarian

it's "rectalfy", Butthead

Kevin Bacon

So it wasn't just me... I was thinking of going to an ear doctor.

vegetarian

An ear doctor won't be able to rectalfy your problem, Kev. Sorry. Maybe a seamstress?

Kevin Bacon

Or maybe a naughty bootblack...
Wait, what's my problem?

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