I'm impressed with the speed that you people respond with at 'conversatron.' Frankly, I'm also suspicious. I'M not paying you for the pleasure and I'm assuming no one else is. So, do you people have real jobs? How can you afford to keep such illustrious figures (Jim Carrey, Brittany Spears, even Crow T. Robot [for Christ's sake!]) on staff?
Responses:
Crow T. Robot
Come on, it's been an hour, can I respond now, Mike?
Mike Nelson
No, Crow, it's still too soon. You heard, they're getting suspicious.
Crow T. Robot
Oh, come on, Mike! Mike! Mike! Please?
Mike Nelson
Oh, fine, whatever.
Crow T. Robot
Oh! Ok! Um...
Now I forgot what I was going to say!
Enigma
Right, the delayed response was due to my suspicion--NOT because of some lame-ass attempt at irony at the expense of the topic heading. Really, people. I read the entire archives (at least was is available at this site) in the time it took that attempt at humour to flop. Shame, shame on you all!
Crow T. Robot
Miiiiiiiiike! The asker is undermining the subtle nuance of my lame-ass attempt at irony!
