Since we won't be here in around 28 hours or so, I guess this is the moment for all to confess/repent for that little/big thing that's nagging at your conscience, or to finally tell the entire world (well, make it "Conversatron page audience") that dirty little secret everyone of us has. Any takers?
Responses:
Who Is Tyler Durden?
By harboring "dirty little secrets" you empower society to exert its dominance over you. Regret nothing. Live every day. Until you can do this, you are not ready.
Space Moose
Let "it" out?
Space Moose
All the way out?
Guido van Rossum
I regret letting Tuples and Lists both make it all the way to 1.5.
CEO Nwabudike Morgan
I regret throwing my entire life away running Morgan Industries. I should have spent more time with my family. That's what's really important.
Lord Amazorn
I cheated on my taxes, and got away with it!
Bacon
Um, Bezos, is that a regret?
Lord Amazorn
Huh? I thought we were airing dirty little secrets.
Lord Amazorn
And I told you not to call me that in public.
The Conversatron
I've taken bacon out for "re-education". Please continue as usual.
Bacon
I'm so glad I'm a pork product. We have it so much easier than those hard-working beef products.
Marvin the Paranoid Android
I'm sorry to announce that as it is 2 PM EST fully 40% of the world's population is now past the so-called Y2k barrier of midnight and not one annihiliation fantasy has come true to this point. So it appears that the world will continue as usual.
Marvin the Paranoid Android
Isn't that depressing?
Bacon
Oh, most of them are goat-herders anyways. You want to know the REAL reason that Yeltsin stepped down today? To obfuscate the upcoming SECRET SOVIET NUCLEAR ATTACK. They're going to EMP us from high orbit and claim we just had castastrophic Y2k failures.
Ford Prefect
My, that re-education lasted, what, 3 to 4 minutes?
Bacon
You assume that just because all bacon looks alike that its always the same bacon in here?
Stimpson J. Cat
I can distinguish one specimen of bacon from another at 400 feet and I can assure you that you sir, are the same bacon.
