All of space is really just an illusion, everything exists in one point, the illusion of space is created when mass enters and distorts your perception of things. So how would you suggest I hop from here to the moon and back?
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We suggest the Rocketship!
Make that "Atomic Rocketship"!
You have a pocket rip? I don't see what that has to do with getting to the moon and back. You'd need an Atomic Rocketship to do that!
If we wish to work under your faulty "space illusion" premise, the obvious solution is to lose some weight!
By "some", I really mean "all of your".
Incorrect. That "solution" would only work if the entire planet were to lose weight simultaneously.
"Fat" chance of that, eh tubby?
As you are merely a robot, you do not warrant the effort involved to think up a scathing comeback.
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