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Not about Forum 2000

The Asker
The thing is though, Forum 2000 is funny. This is just boring.

Responses:
Sam
Well, there's an easy solution to that one, Asker. Just leave.
Max
Ooo, does this mean I get to mess up some puffy white Asker butt?
Sam
Now, now Max, the silly little man is just voicing his complaints. We'll just take the squad car on a all points tour of his house.
Yakov Smirnoff
In Russia, we have a similar site called "The Communisitron"
In it, people are invited to ask many respected persons in the community questions about the government and our lives. Except we do not have the internet. Instead, we have juries. And instead of answering the questions, the "askees" send the "askers" to jail. It is a very popular thing.
Milkman Dan
Seems to me somebody is taking my job.
Fry
Wouldn't your job be dropping off Milk?
Milkman Dan
Milk? I thought it was playing bumper cars with nuns.
Milkman Dan
Messy, but it's not my fault they didn't run fast enough.
Electric Jesus
God hates you, Milkman Dan.

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