Somehow I think it would be pretty hard to hide a star in the Oort cloud.
Responses:
Homer Simpson
Oooooh. Look Bart a scientist thingy.
Bart Simpson
That's not a scientist. That's someone pretending to be a scientist.
Lisa Simpson
Like you would know what a scientist is.
The Doomed Mars Polar Lander
Right, because it's so hard to misplace something in outer space.
Sir Francis Bacon
Ohhh, this chart was in Newtons, not pounds. Don't I feel silly.
Nemesis, the Demon Star
Look, if I was easy to find I'd have a lame name like "Ator, the Destructor".
Conan the Cimmerian
I kind ov like that nahme.
Alf
It does have a nice ring to it. You know speaking of things that ought to be easy to lose in space...
Bill & Ted
A dead brown dwarf in this last stage of its lifecycle emits nearly no radiation, dude. Just a small amount of infrared, but totally not enough to be easily distinguishable from random background radiation. You'd need an orbital telescope that monitors the infrared range of the spectrum to find it, dude.
Bill & Ted
Dude, Bill, when did you become such an egghead?
Bill & Ted
Shut up, Ted.
Alf
Actually, I was thinking of...
Alien
Lego Man
Crimeny. One question about the Oort cloud really brings them out of the woodwork, doesn't it?
If you want a real party, try asking about the Kupier Belt.