AM/PM (or local equivalent)

Rydia

How safe to eat are those convenience store hamburgers? And just for the challenge of it, can I hear from someone other than Apu or Homer?

Randal Graves

Hey, they got me through college.

Dante Hicks

Man, you didn't even go to college.

Randal Graves

Ok, they got me through high school.

Dante Hicks

But you failed most of high school.

Randal Graves

Sure, but that wasn't because of the hamburgers.

Dante Hicks

What about those two weeks you were sick from food poisoning right before finals?

Randal Graves

Hey, I don't have to justify my life to some asshole who works at a convenience store.

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