The Topic: randal

rajagaj

Randal, I think you're ever so dreamy. Are you single?

Randal Graves

Well, now, the answer depends on several things:

1)Are you a woman?
2)Are you fat?
3)What is your bra size?

And finally,

4)Exactly how much bullshit to I have to put up with before I get to fuck you?

Dante Hicks

Wait a minute, you never said what answers you were looking for. I think you secretly want a fat man with huge tits that's willing to go to town with you in the public restroom.

Randal Graves

Now surely you jest, Dante. I would never do such a thing with you.

Dante Hicks

But, I wasn't talking about....

Hey! Are you saying I'm fat?! Are you saying I've got big tits?!

Randal Graves

Those are your words, not mine.

Dante Hicks

Fuck you!

Randal Graves

Heh, you wish.

Dante Hicks

I can't believe this. This conversation is over. I wasn't even supposed to be here today.

Randal Graves

Oh not that tired old line again.

Dante Hicks

Fuck off

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