The Topic: Some Lovin'

The Asker

Don't you think some of you need to get some lovin'? Maybe a Conversatron "singles seeking same" isn't such a dreadful idea.

Responses:

The Evil Black Marble

And maybe "Love Boat: The Next Wave" wasn't so dreadful either.

Bacon

Single, moderately well-to-do web engineer seeks reasonably atractive female, age 18-35 for immediate HOT HOT sexual ACTION.

Bacon

Now I just sit back and wait for the lovin' to roll on in.

Jenna Jameson

I think it might be a while, Bacon.
Have you considered getting some porno DVDs?
It's like looking through a window!

Bitter Hearts

Nobody loves you, Bacon. At least not sexaully. They just like to eat you.

Bitter Hearts

Fucking overloaded sexual meaning on every other word.

Jerry Seinfeld

Isn't that something that Chomsky figured out?
In the future it will be impossible to communicate verbally, since every word will become so loaded with sexual meaning.

Homer Simpson

Ohhhh... makin' bacon on the beach.

Bender

Is anyone else concerned that the bacon considers itself a well-to-do engineer?

Beggin Strips brand Dog Snacks

No.

And that's my position as a highly respected lawyer and astronaut.

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