Boring

godofchuck

Have the monkey dance or something. It's too quiet.

Responses:

Space Moose

1-216-754-XXXX

The Telephone

Riiiiiiingg...

Riiiiiiingg...

Riiiii- Hello?

Space Moose

Hello, I'm just confirming shippment of a half ton of "reseach grade" rat semen to your address.

The Telephone

What? I think you have the wrong number. Wait... what did you say you were shipping here?

Space Moose

The rat semen you ordered. I'm pretty sure I have the right number.

The Telephone

Oh yeah? What's my name then?

Space Moose

Let's see... the form says "Anonymous". Can't say that I blame you. If I were ordering a half ton of rat semen, I wouldn't give my name out either. I mean, a half ton? Really now, 3/4 of it will go bad before you even use it, and..

The Telephone

*click*

Space Moose

Hello? Hellllooo?

Space Moose

You can't hang up on me! I HAVE YOUR NUMBER, SMART ASS!

Steve Allen

That was my bit.

Average rating: 4.55