Gratuitous nudity

Spork

Hey, there's this guy in my bedroom, and he's naked. I'm not entirely sure why, but I kinda like it.
Suggestions?

Responses:

Emergency Medical Hologram

You're not sure why he's naked, or you're not sure why you like it?

Spork

I'm pretty sure I like it.
Okay. Ya. I like it.

What should I do?

Emergency Medical Hologram

You didn't answer my initial query. Do you require information on female sexual response, probable reasons for nudity on the part of the male in your domicile, or, as you now seem to request, step by step instructions?

Spork

I get the feeling you're mocking my confusion.

Computer! Disable Emergency Medical Program.

Emergency Medical Hologram

I was only trying to he...

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