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The Topic: Polyanna?

Dark Helmet
I've been forcibly enrolled into a company polyanna, and I drew the name of someone I can't even put a face to! Eeep. Any idea on a safe, unoffensive, around $25 gift?

Responses:
Bacon
Polyanna? Is that Eastern Moldovi for "Gift Exchange"?

Well, if it's a woman then Godiva always works. If it's a geeky man, try one of those disc thrower Lego Technic models.

That wasn't so hard now, was it?
Dark Helmet

It's corporate for "annoying stress", or so sayeth my handbook.

I get the distinct feeling that giving chocolates would be in poor taste. Besides, since when did pork products endorse chocolate?
Bacon
Chocolates in bad taste? How fucking inoffensive does this gift need to be?

Christ, just buy a bulk bag of rice or something.
Dark Helmet
Whoa there. Sounds like you need a hug there, buddy.
Bacon
Back way the hell off, Helmet boy.

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