Would anybody here at the 'tron kill this *huge* spider for me? It keeps crawling across the floor towards me in a creepy way.
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Sure thing, we'll put one of our experts on the next flight out to East Nowheresville, Bookastan and help you with that right away.
<whimpers> But I'm right here in Seattle and the spider keeps coming closer!
Seattle, you say?
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