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The Topic: Nice Design

GopherHumper
I'm shouting. I'M SHOUTING I'M SHOUTING I'M SHOUTING! So my question is: WHY CAN'T I MASTURBATE MORE THAN THREE TIMES A DAY? NICE DESIGN GOD!

Responses:
Randal Graves
Don't feel bad my friend, three times a day is a respectable number.
Space Moose
Well, for a one-off day it's not so great. If he was averaging near 3 for a week that would be something.
Randal Graves
That's right, forgot about that aspect.
Space Moose
But hey, we believe in you G.H.
Maybe try some sort of lube or something.
GopherHumper
How about bacon grease? Is that ok?
Space Moose
Uh, maybe, but I'd recommend using Gibon's...
Colonel
CUT!
I will not have this site turn into a gateway for some sort of "recreational" product sales.
Colonel
Not until I see the cobranding & affiliate contract at any rate.

RIGHT!
Test Pattern
The Supreme Being
You know, there are DESIGN problems, and then there are implementation problems.

And yes, I know about the bloody test pattern, but do you really think that applies to me?

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