To all you morbid characters:
How would you prefer to kill somebody?
How would you prefer to kill somebody?
Killing people
Responses:
Deliciously.
In which ever way gets the highest ratings!
I've always liked that trick where you punch them in the nose so that a fragment of bone penetrates the brain, but I've never been able to twist the joystick just right to do that, so I usually just pull out the spine instead.
With a lead filled snowshoe.
Ahh, heck, I just shoot them.
You always did like the classics, Sam.
I run their car off the road. For some reason those wacky cars always seem to explode when that happens, killing the occupant.
sssssssssssssssss....
.....hhhhhhhhh!!!!
.....hhhhhhhhh!!!!
I prefer to let imperfections creep in during DNA replication.
I pull their heartplugs. AND THEN I ENCOMPASS THEIR DOOM, HA HA HA!!!
You can't go wrong opening the pod bay doors.
Heh heh.
You don't want to know.
You don't want to know.
I crush them, see them driven before me, and hear the lamentation of their women!
I terminate them.
PERMANENTLY.
PERMANENTLY.
KIIIIIIIIRRKKK!!!!!
What?
Nothing. All this talk of death just got me a little excited, that's all.
Boom baby! Nobody can survive me!
I have my henchmen "drop a chalupa" on their sorry asses.
I lay my vengence upon them!
My Sword +5 of InstaKill.
And no you may not look upon it.
And no you may not look upon it.
I usually wait till they're near some cliff or other precapice. As soon as they wander towards the edge, BAM! I ram into them and shove them off. Ha ha ha!
They don't call it "firewire" for nothing!
It would be a breach of protocol for me to tell you.
But suffice it to say it usually involves decloaking behind you and plasma-bolting you back to the iron age.
But suffice it to say it usually involves decloaking behind you and plasma-bolting you back to the iron age.
Nothing brings 'em out of the woodwork like talk of killing!
By running them through.
When it is the virtuous thing to do, of course.
Hey!
Maybe you could add stats to all of us Askees and we could side up and have battles when there were no questions to answer!
Maybe you could add stats to all of us Askees and we could side up and have battles when there were no questions to answer!
Good idea! Fry, you're level 1 with 1 hp and no special attacks.
I could destroy you all with a single thought.
"Thought" here of course meaning "thousands of comets bringing icy death from the depths of the Oort cloud."
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