Hey, do you guys know any good methods for meditation? Specifically, mind over matter? See, there's this guy I want to destroy. I don't want it to be normal, though, I want cars flying and body parts flopping and fire and explosions. I want the sun to turn red and the 4 winds to run and hide. I want the oceans to weep new rivers and the mountains to fall prone. I want the world to watch as this bad, bad man snuffs it. So if you could teach me how to control matter with my mind, I'd appreciate it.
Responses:
Bob the Angry Flower
You know, you really don't have to learn to control matter with your mind when there are so many perfectly reasonable weapons of mass destruction.
People! Spend a couple million on a black market Russian nuke like the rest of us, and quit your complaining!
Vai2B
Bob, I would buy another nuke but I already bought one. Go check your mail. Open the big box first.
