If there is a C|Net that helps match me up to the right consumer electronics at the right price, how come there isn't an S|Net that helps match me up to the right sex toys at the right price?
Responses:
Comic Book Store Guy
Pu-leaze! It is quite obvious that if you are using C|Net then you do not have the correct social standing to require sex toys.
Bender
Hey, fat guy... don't you use C|Net a lot?
Comic Book Store Guy
Comic Book Store Guy
Yes, but that is only by day. By night, I am known only as Zandor, level 8 fighter. Charisma 18. I am a devil with the ladies of the relm.
Fry
Roll playing is for losers.
Joel Robinson
I had 18 charisma once.
Bacon
... and?
Joel Robinson
I think I enjoyed it.
Fry
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