Uhm, Sephiroth? Do you mind if I ask you something? Well, um, *shuffles feet* I know you're busy trying to take over the world and destroy mandkind and all, but if you had some free time, maybe we could go out for some coffee or something sometime?
Responses:
Sephiroth
Well... I must say, this IS an intriguing offer. Lets see... tomorrow, I have 'torture Cloud some more by messing with his head' and 'find some reason to create another Jenova monster'.
Cloud Strife
Hey!
Sephiroth
However, that DOES leave lunch open, if you'd like.
Iria
Wow! Great! Just let me know when and where you want to have lunch and I'll be there!
Sephiroth
Costa del Sol is always beautiful this time of year...
Iria
Yes, Costa del Sol does sound very nice. A nice change of climate from the cold weather I have here. Maybe we can discuss playing with Cloud's mind over a nice Chardonnay perhaps? And does a wonderfully handsome evil man like you really nead a reason to create another Jenova creature?
Sephiroth
I think I'm in love...
Cloud Strife
Yes, well screw the both of you!
Iria
Well, I think Sephiroth and I should make it a lunch, but who knows where things might go from there?
Cloud Strife
Not THAT way!
Iria
It looks like my plan of messing with Cloud's mind is working perfectly.
Cloud Strife
Shut up! Even Tifa had more taste in guys than you do, so there!