Ugh, my DSL has been cutting in and out all day. Can you recommend the best DSL network provider in the SF Bay area?
Responses:
Comic Book Store Guy
Perhaps the "Internet King" can provide you with faster nudity
The Asker
"Internet King" isn't available in my area, fatty,
Joel Robinson
My favorite network is "Clowns in the Skynet"
Crow T. Robot
Ha ha ha!! It's funny!
Tom Servo
Quiet, you big dope! It's not that funny.
Mike Nelson
Now now, why don't you two go and clean up Tom's underwear collection.
Crow T. Robot
But it's Tom's collection!! Make him do it.
Tom Servo
I would like to remind the audience that it was CROW'S idea to use my collection to decorate the SOL for "National Underwear Day". (Which I now suspect doesn't actually exist)
Railroad Tycoon J.P. Morgan
On the contrary, not only does National Underwear Day exits, but I'm responsible for its existance. Yes.
Nuts the Squirrel
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Railroad Tycoon J.P. Morgan
It's quite true, I assure you. It started when my brother in law needed help getting his floundering store off the ground - A store specializing in women's undergarments, if you catch my drift. I used my political connections to create National Underwear Day. His store was the only one ready, and business boomed.
Railroad Tycoon J.P. Morgan
I took 40% of profits, of course.
Steve Buscemi
Yea, I'm over here crying a river for you all
Ash
Oh please. Who are you crying a river for, Steve?
Steve Buscemi
All you people whining. "Oh... I don't like underwear all over the place Oh.. I started national underwear day!" I'm the only one acting like a PROFESSIONAL here
Not the Ghost of Carl Sagan, since the existence of 'ghosts' cannot be proven scientifically.
Yes, Steve... but you must think of the underwear not as underwear, but as the stuff it is made off. That simple piece of white cloth, if you look at the elements that make it, was once part of a great star. You are, in a sence, wearing history on your posterior.