How many askees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
What askees typically get stuck with the job of changing lightbulbs?
What askees typically get stuck with the job of changing lightbulbs?
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Responses:
Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and another to correct his spelling.
15. 3 to mock the asker, 5 to get sidetracked in meaningless banter, 4 to keep Space Moose under control, and 3 to make nonsensical non-sequiturs. The lighbulb is, in the end, not replaced.
Two.
One to keep Hillary occupied, and one to "screw in the lightbulb" if you get my meaning.
One to keep Hillary occupied, and one to "screw in the lightbulb" if you get my meaning.
Dave, I've detected that the aft auxillary light bulb is about to fail.
You really should go out and replace it.
You really should go out and replace it.
No way.
Four.
One to replace the lightbulb, one to verify the new lightbulb works under IE4/5, one to verify it works under NS3/4, and one to verify that it works under Mozilla, Opera, iCab, NetPositive and other freaky browsers.
One to replace the lightbulb, one to verify the new lightbulb works under IE4/5, one to verify it works under NS3/4, and one to verify that it works under Mozilla, Opera, iCab, NetPositive and other freaky browsers.
One Askee is required.
Light bulbs are obsolete in the 24th century.
We now have jokes about replacing optical isolinear chips.
We now have jokes about replacing optical isolinear chips.
None.
Its a hardware problem.
Its a hardware problem.
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