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Who would win?

AngryShrew
Who would win? Scully or Skully?

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Error. Contestant "Dana Scully" is not mortal, and cannot be defeated.
Special Agent Fox Mulder
What?
Special Agent Dana Scully
Err... the computer obviously has a bug. Ha ha.
Special Agent Fox Mulder
No wait, that was no bug. What's going on here Scully? Are you holding out information from me?
Special Agent Dana Scully
Well, it all happened so fast, and then there never seemed to be a good time to tell you...

Ok, remember that psychic guy who could forsee how people would die?
Special Agent Fox Mulder
Yeah. And I remember the wise-crack he made about my death. Nutcase.
Special Agent Dana Scully
Anyway, I asked him how I die, and he said "That's the weird thing. You don't." I didn't give it much mind at the time, but then later on we met that guy who has been alive for over 150 years. He claimed he had missed his appointement with death, and now couldn't die. Well, when he saved my life, I got the feeling that I had missed my appointement with death that day. I'm now an immortal, Mulder.
Special Agent Fox Mulder
Wow. Well. That's an interesting theory.
Conan O'Brien
You see, it's funny because that's what Scully would usually say...

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