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O_Man

WHAT? Soylent Green is made of PEOPLE?

Jesus, people, why don't you just announce that Keyser
Soze is aaaauuuuuggggghhh

Responses:

Batman

Wait! Who is Keyser Soze?

Steve Buscemi

Yeah! Who is Keyzer Soze?

Alanis Morrissette

Isn't he that guy that threw up on your shoes at the last Conversatron askee party?

Ralph Nader

No, no, that was just some summer intern.

Alan Keyes

Well, then, who is Keyzer Soze?

Tom Cruise

Wasn't he the director of one of my movies?

Uma Thurman

No, No. Keyzer Soze is that guy.... you know, the one with the thing.

Mariah Carey

Oh yeah! He was one funny guy. And you should see him in bed!

Kevin Spacey

You don't say...

O_Man

I guess chicks dig the limp or something...

Space Moose

Actually, chicks like that part where the "limp" goes "stiff"

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