We are reading the first Limited Edition Conversatron T shirt, and we would like your input!
What would YOU like on the back of your Conversatron T shirt?
Responses:
Weepingsore
Anything but "Cram it in me!"
Weepingsore
The implications are just tto scary.
Trunks
A line that changes every time I wear it. Like under the Conversatron logo.
Anadia
I shall avoid anything remotely sexually related, and vote for the "At Night" logo. With the 't' burnt out. And maybe just a smaller version of the martini glass on the front. And work "We do it all night" in there somewhere, maybe.
Sorry; I lied.
Weepingsore
"Interact with undirected pop culture" is a pretty good. but "where pop culture goes to die" is even better.
3rd Shift
Perhaps a collage of a whole buncha Askees?
guiness28
Conversatron: It's pretty shiny!
Trunks
Yeah, a collage would be nice, like a Brady Bunch grid thing.
macleod
Conversatron: Shoot it all over me.
guiness28
Askees do it with random strangers they think are funny
3rd Shift
But who would be Marsha? Anyways, perhaps you should just have a big C on it; we can all pretend we're superheroes!
Anadia
GOD NO. NOT THE BRADY BUNCH. FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS NOT HOLY, NOT THE BRADY BUNCH.
Skeet
Coversatron: Not afraid of that whole copyright thing! And then a small picture of Bender.
macleod
Conversatron: Remember when there were only 4 of us who posted and all of our questions got answered?
guiness28
Or just a big picture of Brittney Spears. That could work.
Bean
How about "More fun than putting a rabid lemur in your pants!"
Or perhaps "Conversatron: HOLY FINGER PAINTING JESUS!"
And last, but not least "The best thing to do on Saturday nights since dating!"
Weepingsore
More like the Space Ghost "what's your super power" look.
Trunks
well, I meant like a grid thing with all the popular askees... not meaning that there should be 9, but, you know, like a 32x32 square
Anadia
Oh quit whining.
"Conversatron: Not for human consumption"
guiness28
Like really big.
macleod
Conversatron: Its addictive like crack. The difference is crack doesn't make fun of you.
SHODAN
Conversatron: because being laughed at should be a very public thing
3rd Shift
God forbid the site become more popular, Macleod. Anyways, the dancing monkey would be great for a t-shirt. What do you say, dancing monkey?
Bjeldor
Conversatron.com The imagnary family you never had.
And one of those shiny neon conversatron logos.
Weepingsore
How much are these things gonna cost?
guiness28
I think that would work
Anadia
Hmmm... can we have Milkman Dan on there? And Duckman too.
macleod
Conversatron: Bringing the heat death of the universe closer each day.
Trunks
I think it'd be neat, but horribly not-cost-effective to be able to have our favorite askee on a t-shirt.
SHODAN
inane questions, biting sarcasm, and no end in "site." The Conversitron
guiness28
"Even now, the askees are infitrating society."
3rd Shift
I like the HOLY FINGER PAINTING JESUS! thing. Yeah. That's goooood. How about putting something on there that would scare most of my customers away.
Something without a neck. Uh, on the shirt, not the shirt itself.
Skeet
I like macleod's heat death line.
Bjeldor
Conversatron.com A little piece of you dies every time.
Conversatron.com It bleaches out your soul.
Anadia
Yeah, are these going to be like, expensive and shit?
And I would like to share that my boyfriend is naked right now. Commence... whatever.
Weepingsore
Conversatron: because you just can't get over it.
guiness28
Although, I still like the Brittney Spears idea
macleod
Conversatron: No we won't answer your question, but you'll blame yourself not us! Now get me a beer bitch!
Bean
Conversatron: It ain't easy being cheesy.
Trunks
Conversaron: I want to be a junkie when I grow up!
SHODAN
how about: I sent a pornographic picture of myself and all I got was this stupid icon with Jenuf or whatever her name is's icon on it
Bjeldor
Conversatron.com The wet smack of sarcasm on leather.
Skeet
Conversatron: Its why are we all at our computers on a Saturday night. Well. Maybe its not the only reason....
Anadia
"Conversatron: Helping people *not* have sex since 1984."
Conversatron: As if getting ignored by everyone you talk to in real life isn't bad enough
Trunks
Conversatron: The people Mom (pic) and Dad (pic) told you not to talk to.
macleod
Conversatron: For those who need to talk to computers.
3rd Shift
What, wear the shirt like a hat? Oooh! Conversatron turbans! Have you considered that?
Bean
Conversatron: NO, you CAN'T have a picture!
Weepingsore
Conversatron: Just like thanksgiving dinner with your family.
Serpentina
lol Guiness!!!! :D that's badass!
Pavlov'sFish
Conversatron.com - pants optional.
guiness28
Beer is better, but only cause it CAN'T make fun of you.
Skeet
Conversatron: What are the little stars for?
Bjeldor
Conversatron.com It will wear you like a hat.
Serpentina
lol Bean that is so funny too :D
SHODAN
Conversitron: Gleefully stomping out any joy you could have ever had from having your question answered for years
macleod
Conversatron: 9 doctors out of 10 say that conversatron is the best contraceptive next to your own personality.
Anadia
Conversatron: WHAT were you THINKING!
Serpentina
Conversatron: washing machine pr0n
Bean
Conversatron: Dating advice from people who are home on Saturday night.
guiness28
Thank you, Serpentina...
uhhhh, that was a slogan, I swear!
Trunks
Have you been in an accident? Call Conversatron, the TOUGH, SMART Lawyer.
SHODAN
Conversitron: home to a girl who can't TYPE IN LOWWERCASE
Bjeldor
Hell yes! Turbans! With buttons on the side that you can unbutton in cool weather, or to go for a more casual look... You know when you've met that certain special someone and you're oozing testosterone out of every pore...
I'm going to go take my pills now.
guiness28
Conversatron: It hurts, on the inside.
Pavlov'sFish
Conversatron.com - more fun than being dead.
macleod
Conversatron: The surest sign of life out in the universe is that none of it has contacted us.
Serpentina
Guiness :)
hehehe
Bean
Conversatron: WE LIKE CAPITAL LETTERS.
Trunks
Conversatron: You don't ask, we don't ask.
guiness28
Conversatron: for some reason, its users can't seem to avoid the word "pants"
macleod
Conversatron: Or you could masturbate with sand paper.
Weepingsore
Conversatron: because you value your family and pets.
Bean
Conversatron: Forum2000? TMOL? What's that?
SHODAN
Conversitron.com: making random celebreties make fun of others
Bjeldor
Conversatron.com Dodging pants in the dead of winter.
guiness28
Macleod, you make me scared (again, a slogan)
Trunks
Conversatron: With New Breakfast Staples(tm)!
Weepingsore
Conversatron: We know where you live.
Bean
Conversatron: More fun than cleaning your anal sphincter.
guiness28
SEE? I told you so!!!!!!
Serpentina
conversatron: get your whole family involved in it so you can talk about them on it and hope they read it
SHODAN
Conversitron: a great place to spam www.distortedview.8m.com
macleod
Conversatron: We C-SPAN won't cure your insomnia
Bjeldor
Conversatron.com We killed the moderators.
Conversatron.com Burning the righteous at the stake, so the rest of us can have fun.
Bean
Conversatron: Where do you want to go today?
(DOH!)
guiness28
Conversatron: They know what "mung" is
macleod
Conversatron: When C-SPAN won't cure your insomnia (sorry for repeat)
Serpentina
conversatron: I thought Gimp said he was going away?
Trunks
Conversatron: I can quit anytime! I promise!
Pavlov'sFish
Conversatron.com - Feel free to habitually misspell the name.
SHODAN
Conversitron: going so far to make fun of you that we reincarnate people/things
guiness28
Or just a picture of a monkey.
Bjeldor
Conversatron.com Wearing out your refresh button and your scroll wheel at the same time.
Serpentina
Conversatron: because you can't say "conversatron" without saying "nve"
Bean
Conversatron: Why are my fingers stuck to the keyboard?
macleod
Conversatron: why the fuck is there a fire truck infront of my dorm
3rd Shift
Yeah. I like the monkey thing. Monkeys are good. How can you ever go wrong with a monkey. Back me up, people!
guiness28
Conversitorn: We goood English
SHODAN
conversatron.com: because you hate geometry
Serpentina
oh yeah don't forget that I own all rights to naked washing machine boy and he wouldn't exist if not for me!
Phyresis
Conversatron.com: It's not like you have anything better to do
Pavlov'sFish
Conversatron.com - because you just can't lose with a monkey.
Bjeldor
Conversatron.com The clickety clack of impending doom.
Bean
Uhh, sorry for that last one guys
guiness28
Seriously, how can you beat a monkey? Besides the obvious, I mean.
Serpentina
haha mcleod you live in a dorm hahahaha
here they kick you out of the dorm after 2nd yr
Skeet
Conversatron: Puppets and monkeys. Nuff said.
Lord Amazorn
Thank you, everyone. These suggestions are GOLDEN! We will anounce the Limited Edition T shirt / Gold Membership offer within a week or so.
