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The Topic: A different kind of car company

Esseilte
Why do Saturns suck so badly?

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Crow T. Robot
To answer this question, it is necessary to look at Saturns throughout history. To wit, I have prepared a presentation. Ahem.
Crow T. Robot
First there was the planet Saturn. It was named after some Greek guy. Its appearance on the horizon was always a harbringer of doom for the ancients! For thousands of years nothing new was known about this mysterious "planet X." Then, it was discovered...It has ears! Some scientist proved it. Ears on a planet was just creepy, and the planet Saturn was soon abolished.
Crow T. Robot
Then came the Sega Saturn, and it was poorly supported by software companies, despite decent graphics capabilities. I had to go back to playing Altered Beast on my Genesis because no new games came out. Like the planet, also this game system has also a harbringer of doom for Sega, which never made another video game system. Except for that new one that Mike says I can't have because it costs too much.
Crow T. Robot
And that brings us to the car company, which, um, makes cars. It's called Saturn. And, you know, harbringer of doom.
Crow T. Robot
So in conclusion, consider Saturn, won't you? Thank you.

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