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The Topic: Where is the beer?

BullGod
I don't want no damn micro brew......Who's got a Bud for me?
Britney Spears is satan. She is trying to rule the world.......What size are her breasts today? And how did you find out?

Responses:
Britney Spears
Ok people, look.
I am just a singer. That's it. I'm not evil, I don't have any master plan, I'm not trying to control anyone's thoughts or take over the world, or do any of that, ok?
Britney Spears
Not all music has to be this "deep" angst-filled drivel, some people like mindless, happy, pop music, and there's nothing wrong with that, ok?
Alanis Morrissette
Well, I just think that...
Britney Spears
Shut up, bitch. And another thing. It's perfectly normal for a girl's breasts to grow a bit in her late teens and early twenties, especially if she's normally active and is laid up for awhile with an injury like I was. So I gained some weight, SO WHAT? So I'm not some waif like Kate Moss. For all you know, I'm on birth control, and that caused it, and that's my business. Maybe I'm embarrassed about it, and sick of people talking about it, and someday I'll make them all PAY PAY PAY for the way they treat me. BLOOD WILL FLOW ON THAT DAY, I CAN ASSURE YOU ALL!
Britney Spears
Except that I'm not evil.

Oh, and get your own freaking beer.

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